Alice Cooper Wedding

July 09, 2008 at 7:05 a.m.

Wonder why brides pick the hottest damn months of the year to get married?

Every single Saturday in July, we are booked for weddings. We are also booked for 3 straight weekends in August. We did 14 weddings in June.

I have to leave the A/C on North Pole on Thursday and Friday nights so it will be cool on Friday afternoons and Saturday mornings to do all that wedding up-do'y hair.

Sweat and weddings do not mix. The girls are already nervous. Add to that heat and sweat. It's not pretty. And it smells bad. I think wedding sweat is the most odoriferous. (I spell-checked that and it still doesn't look right.)

This weekend, we are scheduled for an odd wedding. V1's customer. She's got 8 girls that need hair do's. This girl is gothic? emo? She wears black all the time. (I'm not sure if she uses antiperspirant or not.) Should be an interesting wedding. I can't wait to see her wedding gown. Do they come in black? I've never seen one.

I want to do her hair like an Alice Cooper groupie complete with running mascara and maybe bleeding lipstick. V1 wants to fix her up girly just for once.

The bride's mother is paying for everything and has instructed us to do whatever the bride wants. She's staying out of it. Hallelujah.

We shall see.

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